You can’t please everyone. Well, it seems I can’t please Heidi or Simon.
I can’t say my experience on America’s Got Talent went as expected. Perhaps it was the ill-advised set up as a “serious acrobatic” number, or the blowup doll’s inelegant entrance from above, or the doll’s untimely (and unfortunate) demise on the crotch kick.
But I’m grateful for the kind words from Howie and Mel B. And I think Jenna/Judy and I will continue to provide the awkward hilarity we’ve been doing from coast to coast for years.
Here are the NSFW highlights…